Reasons Not to Live Here

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1. You don’t fit the mission criteria.

If you aren’t part of the group that this housing was designed for,

2. You’re not ready to live on your own.

Cloud Nine Studios first opened in 2026.

2. You lead a loud lifestyle.

Cloud Nine Studios first opened in 2026.

3. You hate cats.

Cloud Nine Studios first opened in 2026.

4. You can’t afford it.

Cloud Nine Studios first opened in 2026.

I’m sorry I even have to charge at all. I’d provide housing for free if I could.

Show chart of costs, illustrating how land, fees, and minimum construction costs would have made even the most modest homes expensive.

Also refused to cut corners on quality, especially when it comes to health and safety.

Since I couldn’t make them truly affordable, I decided instead to make them extraordinary at a reasonable price. However, larger builders with their much larger economies of scale can copy this strategy and execute it more affordably.

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